demonzero, lawful female human Goff -------- |......- ...<...| |......| |.@....+ |.a....| ------.- Demonzero the Fanfic Reader St14 Dx11 Co17 In13 Wi15 Ch9 GofHumFemLaw Dlvl:1 $:0 HP:0(14) Pw:9(9) AC:0 MC:3 Exp:1 Hallu Your inventory Amulets l - a watery amulet (being worn) Weapons a - a pistol (weapon in hand) b - 20 bullets (in quiver) Armor c - a pair of hippie heels (being worn) d - a greased victorian underwear (being worn) e - a black dragon scale mail (being worn) Potions f - a distilled potion g - 2 distilled potions h - 4 blood-red potions i - a blood-red potion j - 2 blood-red potions k - 3 blood-red potions Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins Number of artifacts generated was 0 Your leg damage was 0 Monster spawn increase would have started at turn 34619 Monster spawn increase would have reached its maximum at turn 112079 Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 777 Strength training was 1 Dexterity training was 3 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 You were disintegration-resistant You were level-drain resistant You were hallucinating You were aware of the presence of covetous monsters You had infravision You had 1180 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero You are dead You didn't know any spells. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 6 times You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate Your skills at the end Fighting Skills (none) Weapon Skills firearms [Basic] Spellcasting Skills (none) Latest messages The victorian underwear shapes your figure, but it isn't very practical to fight in. You're dressed like a '69 whore! The highly erotic boots weld themselves to your feet! You begin bashing monsters with your long poleaxe. The rave spider yodels! You hit the cave ape. The Rune clatters! You hit the rancid jelly. The orc sorceror bellows! You hit the greater air elemental. The treasury golem quacks! You hit the otyugh. The frozen one yodels! You hit the wereghost. The Veil Warden gets angry! You hit the ogre shadow thief. The floating ear swings his silver arrow. The army ant hits you! The red worm kicks you! You die... Goodbye demonzero the Goff... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 13 moves. Killer: hallucinogen-distorted ninja boy called Cornelia Fuck You were level 1 with a maximum of 14 hit points when you died. You didn't beat your previous score of 420 points. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 13757322 Dingir-Fla-Hum-Mal-Law ascended to demigod-hood. 743 [775] 2 1583625 pagano-Zyb-Vam-Fem-Cha was poisoned in The Spider Caves on level 30 [max 32]. Poisoned by a petty black widow. 330 [341] 3 1244614 Kai-Sam-Hum-Fem-Cha quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 3 [max 32]. 292 [292] 159 440 daeodon-Chf-Alb-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a water demon. - [36] 160 435 demonzero-Psi-Nym-Mal-Cha died in The Gnomish Mines on level 3. Killed by a fox, while praying unsuccessfully. - [20] *161 420 JDCorley-Gof-Dro-Fem-Neu quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. 13 [13] * 0 demonzero-Gof-Hum-Fem-Law died in The Dungeons of * Doom on level 1. Killed by a hallucinogen-distorted ninja boy called Cornelia Fuck. - [14] 162 415 doyoumind-Loc-Vam-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 5. Killed by a wand. - [18] 163 352 doyoumind-Kor-Ogr-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 5. Killed by a hallucinogen-distorted xof. - [14]